But, the poor bastard is back. He’s been chatting with the ghost of my dead protag. My former character made friends with him and helped him to move on.

PG: Ah, man, the poor dead ghost bird is getting pulled into this mess. PG: Hey, I didn’t kill him! I don’t think… (Or uh, my bff, cuz I’m already dead.)

One of the protags is the fancy bird (he’s got moxie) – he’s all “Someone must harbor a death wish to mock me so!” Heh… Scarecrow – get it? For scaring birds.īFF: Did you murder the headmaster?! Bad pigeon! WTF is that?! Our investigators have encountered some crazy robotic scarecrow thing.īFF: Robot scarecrow? Ancient astronaut pigeons? PG: Heh! It’s a pretty fucking interesting game. PG: Right after my death, a national emergency was declared and a huge dome appeared over the school – I’m now playing as my former character’s bff. Did I say die? I meant be horribly MURDERED! Apparently there are several ways to die in this game. Piglet Geebles: Christ, I’ve been dismembered and it wasn’t even by Fat Bird. The following are text messages sent to my bff while playing. Technically, this is a dating sim… technically. I play a human female named Piglet Geebles. A lot of it– out of sheer and desperate necessity.

Now you can get it on Steam and there’s a guide to all the character endings. Angie Gallant (aka Balls/Bollocks Mahoney) posted two hilarious LPs on Quarter to Three and Broken Forum.īEWARE! Spoilers abound! Really. I love Hato Moa's crazy bird dating sim, which started life as an April Fool’s joke.

Hatoful boyfriend scarecrow